Sunday, August 13, 2017

Looking back....

Tales I'll Never Tell
Making love to a 200-pound 
cake-eating woman.
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"Covering" three violent deaths
in  one eight-hour day.
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Getting drunk with Miami's
Archbishop Coleman Carroll.
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Finding a Cuban VooDoo
doll under my bed.
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Meeting God at the fog-shrouded
base of Briksdal Glacier.
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Losing my virginity in a two-door
'49 Studebaker Champion.
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Circling the globe wasted
on American Express.
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Winning a Pulitzer when
four people died.
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The puzzle of a good friend's
solitary gunshot suicide.
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Banned for life from a 
Swinger's Club
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A sunken Nazi sub found by 
some Bahamian divers.
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